[al_c]

Dallas Cowboys: "As Seen Last Year On The Popular HBO Series, Oz."

Such a tired old joke. There's no one left on the team from that era. Just a bunch of idiots that can't play football now.

[mr.pink]

Isn't the great Darren Woodson still with the team?

Also, the young safety is a monster. Parcells always said his one regret was not having the chance to coach Ronnie Lott....this guy's as close as he's gonna' get.

[SengirV]

Such a tired old joke. There's no one left on the team from that era. Just a bunch of idiots that can't play football now.

Let me guess, you're a Cowboys fan?

[dfwgator]

Dallas Cowboys: "There's always the cheerleaders."

Looks like we'll be regurgitating all those jokes from 1989:

Heard over the Texas Stadium PA: "Will the mother of the two kids please get them off the field. They're beating the Cowboys 14 to 0."

Or the road signs that said "Loop 12 - Cowboys 0"

Or my favorite "They scheduled a practice between the Cowboys and the SMU football team. The reason was that the Cowboys needed the practice and SMU needed the win."