Amongst the dwarves they have a welfare cheat, a plagiarist, a certified race-baiter with blood on his hands, a man so inept that he bankrupted an entire city, a stereotypical ambulance-chasing lawyer, a man who literally looks like Kermit the Frog, and a Vietnam vet who served his country in Vietnam during the Vietnam War. The only one I'm missing is a man who'll go down as the first man in history to call his opponent a "c***sucker" during a Presidential debate. It's no wonder they're trying to draft Al Gore.