Hey, me too! Was probably their last chance to have a for-real country. (Monroe Doctrine aside, of course.) Seriously, what in the hell are we going to do with this overly picturesque and expensive neighbor? This is getting to be like the most dysfunctional family in the neighborhood taking over the whole town!
Now what about using our millions of illegals to get the Iraqi oil fields back in full production? Or drafting some of them into our very own Foreign Legion. Illegal they may be, but with proper direction, they needn't be of no use to the cause.
Come on Cato, think outside the box: what about using them as Martian Colonists?
I like the idea of colonizing mars with mestizos, but the notion of using them in Iraq is troublesome: we don't need anymore gringo-haters running oil supplies -- we have that in Mexico and Saudi + others.
Perhaps we should just send the millions of illegals back to Mexico, after fortifying the border, and explain to them that the real problem is the oppressors running the country and suggest that they take matters into their own hands, with a useful infusion of arms, of course. Send an M-16 and 1000 rounds of ammunition back with each deportee.