[Petruchio]

Sex: do we really need it?

Yes

[sit-rep]

Looks Sexy in a flightsuit . . . Looks Silly in a french maid outfit

Ummmmm....may I be so bold as to suggest getting some sun on your time off? Any female would look good in a maid outfit, especially if she is fit enough to be in a flightsuit!

JMHO...