A Woman and a Man are both involved in a car accident. Neither are hurt, but their cars are smashed up. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says "Our cars are completely demolished, yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign from God!" The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree with you. This must be some sort of sign!"
The woman continued; "And look, here's another miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to celebrate our good fortune?" The man nods and drinks half the bottle, then passes it back to her. The woman simply puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. "Aren't you going to have a drink?" Asked the man.
To which the woman replies; "No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up!"
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