Matt: Good morning governer, mind if kiss your backside?
Gov. Davis: no, please continue to do so.
Matt: Gosh Governor, I'm sorry the poor Republicans are picking on you.
Gov. Davis: Yeah Matt, it's not like I'm an incompetent hack or anything. I mean the budget/energy/immigration crisies can't possibly be my fault. I'm a compasionate, caring Demoncrat.
Matt: I hear the Clintons are coming to stump for you.
Gov Davis: That's true, and I'm sure the voters are excited to hear Bill talk about how trustworthy and reliable I am and Hitlery will be discussing my fantastic leadership abilities.
Matt: {smooch * smooch} Thank you Governor. Good luck in your crusade against the evil, right-wing hordes. And now a message from our sponsor, the Sierra Club, makers of environmentally friendly bicycles that only turn left.