[patton]

"step away from the intern...and come out, WITH YOUR PANTS UP!"

[kristinn]

That has been the best bit we've used in all our years. I can't wait to use it again.

[Quix]

WE NEED ONE FOR SHRILLERY ANTOINETTE DE MARX DE FOSTERIZER DE SADE

that'd be that potent, punchy. . . .

STEP AWAY FROM THE ALARMING LIE DETECTOR AND COME OUT WITH YOUR LIPS SEALED SHUT!

STEP AWAY FROM FOSTER'S BLEEDING BODY AND COME OUT WITH YOUR BLOODY HANDS UP!

PUT THE FBI FILES DOWN AND COME OUT WITH A SIGNED CONFESSION FOR YOUR MURDERS, OTHER FELONIES AND TREASONS!

STOP CURSING YOUR GUARDS WHO LAY THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE FOR YOU!

BAN SHRILLERY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!
NO MORE DILLDOES AND BONGS ON WH CHRISTMAS TREES!

BAN SHRILLERY FROM THE ARMED SERVICES COMMITTEE!
SHE'S COMMITTED ENOUGH TREASON WITH INSIDER CLOUT!

SERVICE BILLDO YOURSELF FOR ALL WE CARE!
JUST DON'T DO *ANY*THING ANYWHERE CLOSE
TO THE WHITE HOUSE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

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