[Tuxedo]

Well, the hurricanes would sound more scary if you had Hurricane Tyrone and Hurricane Leroy. Might help in evacuations! I'd also add some Italian names like Guido, Louie, Sonny, and Vito. Maybe also throw in some gangstas like Hurricane Tupac and Hurricane MC. Plus we can't ignore Polish names: so where is Hurricane Przemsylaw, Hurricane Maciej, and the like?

[jagrmeister]

President Bush is thwarting the menace of international terrorism. At the same time, Democrats like Shiela Jackson Lee are focused on issues like ensuring that the names of tropical storms include minority names TOO! It's clear which party has a CLEAR direction of where the country needs to go and its priorities, and the other party does NOT.

[Akira]

Very funny article (and very funny retort by owl_eagle above).

If we're representing everybody, can I suggest the French be represented by Hurricane Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey? (ok, that name was stolen)

And if you're going to include all races, you must certainly carry it forward to include all demographics. Please the gay musicians with Hurricane Liberace, the hapless revolutionaries with Hurricane Che and the idiot Hollywood leftists with Hurricane Surandon. I wouldn't be scare of Hurricane Clinton, it would shoot its wad long before it hit the coast. Did I just say that? Well, I'll stick with it.

[weegee]

Good. Put Sheila, Jackson, and Lee ALL on the list of names. J and L would be later in the season and the S would be unlikely but go ahead and put them all there.

Just be careful if any of them strike to stay out of Sheila Jackson Lee's way. You wouldn't want to be caught between her and a camera....

[Jonx6]

Sheila Jackson Lee ping

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Hurricane Bitch

[anniegetyourgun]

Ms. Lee needs to change her own name to something like Lakeesha. Anything short of that would be hypocritical. What was she thinking....running around with that WAY TOO WHITE name of hers.....

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Rory Storm & the Hurricanes

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Johnny & the Hurricanes

[My Favorite Headache]

This is pure insanity...the world has gone to complete hell

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[Xenalyte]

Sheila Jackass Leech ping!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Lookout! Hurricane Jesse is about to blow into town and suck millions of dollars out of the local economy.

[P.O.E.]

Break out the Ouija board!

[ThomWilkerson]

I will bet anyone $1000 to a hole in a donut, that just as soon as the first Cat4 storm with the fake 'African' name of "Aayeesha" that slams into the Texas coast and wipes out li'l Ms Sheila's 18th District, she'll go straight to the House floor and accuse the NOAA of RACISM! for "Creating and Purposely Steering" a deadly storm towards a predominately Black district!!!

I can hardly wait!