[pabianice]

If Schumer's brain were rocket propellant, he wouldn't be able to lift his head off the pillow...

[Orangedog]

If you drained all the bull-$hit out of Schumer, you could bury whats left of him in a matchbox.

Good thing he wasn't calling the shots when Goddard was experimenting in rocketry a century ago...considering that VonBraun based his work on Goddard's. Now we would all be deprived of the wack-jobs who say we faked the Apollo moon landings.

[AFreeBird]

If Schumer's brain were rocket propellant, he wouldn't be able to lift his head off the pillow...

Damn you! Beer through the nose and onto the keyboard and screen is a messy, not to mention somewhat stinging, action.