John has a vast and varied background. He is currently a part time contractor and car transport driver, but at various times has also been a plumber, an elevator technician, a fireman, a carpenter, a short order cook, an EMT, a Navy Seal cadet and a stripper. While he has learned a lot in those various occupations, he has a bit of catching up to do in the fields of style and design. A true cowboy who fancies his jeans and big black hat, John is ready to make some major changes including asking Tina, his New York City girlfriend of two years, to become his wife. The Fab Five's mission: give this handsome farm boy a more sophisticated style so he can engineer a romantic, sophisticated, quintessential New York wedding proposal.
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Adam is a successful Long Island entrepreneur who runs his own computer business. He's married with three lovely children, has a lot of friends and is a very nice guy…but his house is a disaster, his wardrobe is out of date and he has a bad habit of forgetting his wife's birthday. The Fab Five's mission: improve his look, bring order and style to his home, teach him how to be a gracious host and to throw a great party.
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Tom is a guy who has grown older but forgot to grow up. His apartment could be charitably described as "frat house chic" — pizza boxes under the couch, beer in the fridge and dishes piled high in the sink. His wardrobe consists mostly of old t-shirts, '80s-style jeans and a menacing pair of boots. The Fab Five's mission: help Tom convince his girlfriend Lisa to move in with him by cleaning up his look, diversifying his wardrobe, completely redecorating his apartment and teaching him how to prepare a romantic dinner.
You've GOT to be kidding me. You actually believe there is such a thing as an ex-Navy Seal cadet? That line was written by by someone who wears BDUs because they think they're slimming.
That tug at the edge of your mouth is a fish hook.