[concerned about politics]

When Hollywood was producing the Scooby-Doo cartoon for movie theaters, they originally had the two girls as lesbians. They say "Who can argue about them being lesbians? Who can argue that there wasn't sex between these two?"
Parents were outraged, and "freeped" the creators. They eventually removed the lesbian kissing from the cartoon.
Anyone who says the liberals aren't after your children are as blind as bats. Dead bats.
They're like Satanic minions. They're everywhere the children are.
People who have no children can tell parents to watch and guide their children, but with negative influence burried in something as child-like as a cartoon, it's the hardest job on earth.
Those parents who homeschool should be praised for the job they do. They know their children are safe from the legions. Other parents can't say that. They'll never know what messages are taught in the public schools and liberal neighbor houses and their children.
Reading this thread alone, I can honestly say I wouldn't want my kids near many of you. I love my kids.

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We could just stop using the dopey term 'gay' outright.

How about 'SAD', an acronym for Sexually Addicted Deviant...

Explain the basis of this term to your kids. It sure takes the 'fun' out of being homosexual, doesn't it!