[goldstategop]

Hmmm.... He probably saw enough sex to last him who knows how many lifetimes! At 7!

[cmsgop]

The Next Bill Clinton....

[hellinahandcart]

He started watching X-rated VCDs as a toddler because his grandfather, who was looking after him, liked to watch them, according to a newspaper report.

Call me cynical, jaded, and overly suspicious, but I think Grandpa was doing more than watching videos with the kid, and that's why the boy is acting out in an obsessive way now.

[Question_Assumptions]

A friend plays multi-user games over the Internet. One day, he realized he was chatting with an 11 year-old so he said, "I guess I better stop cursing."

The kid replied, "Don't worry about it."

"Well, aren't you worried that your mother will come in and look at the screen and get upset?" my friend asked.

"Naah," the kid replied, "I'm more worried about her finding my porn collection."