[lentulusgracchus]

Trust a liberal troll to develop some psychological attachment to good old Tom, a worthless wife-beating, child-beating, drunken bum.

Then, taking a page from the Lincoln and Clinton family bibles, I ought to marry late, have a vasectomy, let my wife layabout with whomever she liked -- but preferably a real alley cat, maybe an underpass wino with a roving eye -- and produce a blanketful of bastards, and then beat them all regularly until the kids were grown. Then I could be assured a posterity of greatness.

Sound like a plan?

[nolu chan]

[lg] maybe an underpass wino

Lincoln as a Whig supported Democrat Trumbull when it was politically expedient for him to do so. Did that make him a WINO?

[lg] Then, taking a page from the Lincoln and Clinton family bibles

That must be this bible LINK

[lg] Then I could be assured a posterity of greatness. Sound like a plan?

You are on your way!