Her counterpart would be the 300 lb. German tourist in his Speedo, usually found cavorting on the beaches here in Florida. (Eww.)In my perfect world, they would only be permitted no further west than Fire Island.
While I didn't hesitate to post a picture of some oozing skin, I do draw the line at posting pics of Speedos. Have you ever noticed that men in Speedos never know what to do with their hands?