[petuniasevan]

Ol' Fidel is getting senile.

The Euroweenies want to shower him with money while they kiss his keister. What tinpot dictator in his right mind would turn down such regime support???

[Cincinatus' Wife]

His sick pathology is getting harder and harder to spin and sell.

[Bonaparte]

It would just kill the eurowankers if Cuba became free and was no longer a thorn in our side. If they have to, they'll crawl on their bellies, begging him to take the money. And he knows it.