Indeed, Hillary has never been pregnant and is a virgin according to Clinton parsing. Bill Clinton is also a virgin by the same parsing. Eating ain't cheating.
Chelsea is not the daughter of Bill. Nor is she the daughter of Hubble. She is not even the daughter of Hillary.
Chelsea Clinton looks a bit like her putative parents. She looks a bit like Web Hubble. But these are not particularly distinctive looks. Lots of southern white people look sort of like that.
The teeth tell the story. Who has teeth like Chelsea Clinton? Not Bill, Hillary, or Hubble. So who? Eleanor Roosevelt and Jimmy Carter, that's who.
Franklin Roosevelt like to screw around. Eleanor in revenge had a natural son by Joseph Kennedy. She covered it up by finding Miz Lillian, a decent woman who'd just had a miscarriage, and having her bring the boy up as her own. This was Jimmy Carter. He got help behind the scenes from the Kennedys and the Oyster Bay Roosevelts.
The Hyde Park Roosevelts were outraged, but kept quiet.
Jimmy Carter, with "lust in his heart" (remember?), had a natural daughter by an unknown chubby blonde who looked sort of like Hillary and sort of like Hubble. Such are rather common. It's not an unusual look.
He placed the girl with the up and coming Clintons in exchange for help from his true ancestors.
Chelsea is a Roosevelt and a Kennedy. Follow the teeth!
I hope your tongue is firmly planted in your cheek, if not it's time to clean to poop out from under your high horse before you step in it
Nice work.
LOL. Entire post quite amusing.