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New York executive Daniel Hanley, 31, was arranging a move for himself and his partner, Tony, long before the Canadian announcement about same-sex marriage. But the timing delights him; he and Tony now hope to marry in front of their families after they emigrate to British Columbia. "Canada has an opportunity to define itself as a leader," Hanley said. "In some ways, it's now closer to American ideals than America is."

Except for that freedom-of-speech stuff that Americans always talk about. As much as you hear endless blather about "censorship" in the USA, they actually have government censorship in Canada.

Mr. Hanley and his wife-with-a-penis are probably OK with this because the Canada censors think that race and "orientation" are equal, and punish anyone who says otherwise on Canadian TV or radio. That's why Dr. Laura was essentially banned in Canada for saying that homosexual practices are "deviant," and why Howard Stern was censured for making jokes about French men.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

...why Howard Stern was censured for making jokes about French men.

John Kerry looks French.