LOL! On Friday evening in Little Rock, DCBryan1 actually got inside the Sam's Club. He said they were chanting "Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!" He told us he'd never seen so many lesbians in one place in his life. Chris, maybe you could fill in a little on what was going on inside and how you managed to get in and actually get a look at the "queen" herself.
Like I said, LOTS and LOTS of lesbians. And most of them had more masculine bodies than me! (That includes the she-queen herself...I saw her and the first thing that went through my mind was : "Holy cow, a pregnant dyke"!)
Your tagline is slightly erroneous. I would be that man.
Congrats. on penetrating (heh heh) lesbian security. Did you go in drag, or did you have to talk like a girls' volleyball coach? Too bad you didn't take a camera with you...never mind.