[SC Swamp Fox]

I remember how good I felt about work after I got out:

- They never ask me to drop what I am doing and sweep the floor or scrub toilets.
- They never ask me to come back at night to guard the place.
- They don't make me spend every third night at work.
- The factory never deploys.
- I can walk out any time I wish without facing criminal charges.

Lest you forget.

[aomagrat]

And I don't have to get up in the middle of the night, grab the garden hose and pretend to put out a fire.