[Imagine]

I think we need an IQ (intellegence quotient) to vote and now, we clearly need an PQ (Patriotic quotient) to vote.
Also, we should monitor TVs and anyone watching Jerry Spring, Ricky Lake, MTV or the like should be disqualified from voting.
Then, this great republic might not have to suffer the election of fools like Charlie Rangel.

[American in Israel]

we should monitor TVs and anyone watching Jerry Spring, Ricky Lake, MTV or the like should be disqualified from voting.

Just make sure to put on two hour specials for those shows right after dinner time. By then it would be too late for them to pry their lazy arses off the couch and the vote would radicaly shift in America.