[NittanyLion]

One pilot from New York, a friend of one of the pilots who crashed into the World Trade Center, said he has learned ways to keep the cockpit door closed and how to protect his weapon.

"They've used pilots to put together this program and not just lawyers," he said.

The lawyers are too busy devising ways to make sure that dreaded weapon "the fingernail clipper" and its assault weapon variant "the toenail clipper" don't make it on board.

[Darksheare]

Yeah, I know.
Like I'm going to be terrified of somewone weilding a fingernail clipper.
(Just jab the sucker in the eye with your thumb and have that woman with the aggressive disorder come back five seats and beat the tar out of him!)