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Kobe Bryant shows up for Court...and his legal strategy is no longer a mystery.
Registered ^
| 07.24.03
| Registered
Posted on 07/24/2003 9:45:33 AM PDT by Registered

TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: kobe; krazy
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To: Registered
You tease, you.
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posted on
07/24/2003 9:46:51 AM PDT
by
Iwo Jima
To: Registered
Add Mike Tyson dressed in a nurse's outfit.
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posted on
07/24/2003 9:46:51 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Registered
LOL.
To: Registered
Love the Nike "endorsement". You're such a rascal!
To: Registered
How about Kobe seated at the defendant's table between his two lawyers, Marion Berry and Mike Tyson?
Marion: The bitch set me.....er, Kobe up.
Mike: Our clientele like to plead "ludicrous", your majesty.
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posted on
07/24/2003 9:50:08 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: AppyPappy
#3 has some possibilities!
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posted on
07/24/2003 9:51:12 AM PDT
by
Registered
(77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
To: AppyPappy
Here's another one...
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posted on
07/24/2003 9:52:04 AM PDT
by
Registered
(77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
To: Registered
And here I thought he was going to claim that the victim forced him to have sex with her.
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:00:08 AM PDT
by
Dante3
To: Registered
They get a change of venue and a couple of blacks on the jury the RACE card will be played and Kobe is innocent no matter what the evidence( assuming he is guilty)
Be OJ all over again
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:00:09 AM PDT
by
uncbob
( building tomorrow)
To: Registered
And here I thought his defense was that she made him do it.
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:00:12 AM PDT
by
Dante3
To: Registered
Omg, how funny!
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:00:51 AM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(You bring tar, I'll bring feathers....recall Davis in 03!!!)
To: Registered
Kobe: "I plead insanity!! I was crazy about that girl!"
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:15:12 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
To: Registered
Now all you got to do is put a 4 million dollar ring on his spouse. I am sure you could get another laugh or two. Good job!
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:18:20 AM PDT
by
BushCountry
(To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.)
To: Registered
I heard Rush talking about Kobe buying his wife a $4 million diamond ring a few days after admitting the sex took place as and apology. Expensive way to say "I'm Sorry."
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:36:00 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Clone Ann Coulter, the woman sent by God)
To: Arrowhead1952
Dang. He coulda bought Cambodia with that and turned into one big massage parlor.
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:39:23 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Registered
Bump.
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:41:09 AM PDT
by
DoctorMichael
(>>>>>Liberals Suk. Liberalism Sukz.<<<<<)
To: Registered
Bitch set me up...
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:42:04 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke. ---Robert Heinlein)
To: Registered
Yawn
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posted on
07/24/2003 10:52:46 AM PDT
by
CheezyD
To: uncbob
"They get a change of venue and a couple of blacks on the jury the RACE card will be played and Kobe is innocent no matter what the evidence( assuming he is guilty)
Be OJ all over again"
Oh I see blacks should not be allowed on juries because according to your racist logic they are automatically going to stick with THEIR PEOPLE and ignore compelling evidence.
Kobe deserves a fair trial and that little county is too biased for Kobe to get a fair trial. Whether he is guilty or not we dont know. But until all the evidence is layed out and the jury comes to a verdict Kobe has the right to a fair unbiased jury of his peers. I am not suggesting an all black jury but for him to be subjected to an all White jury in that little county is unAmerican. I see the trial moving to a neutral area where the jury will be mixed and fair.
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