[Luis Gonzalez]

You know you've been busted don't you?

I was by no means "first"...you were.

[William Wallace]

You know you've been busted don't you?

I would say "You first,"
but you've already proven yourself to be a liar,
so you can feel free to blow your hot air
all over the forum.
I won't reply to you again, Babs.

The verse need work, but the refrain is catchy:

Brave Sir Gawain ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
Brave, brave, Sir Gawain.