USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Sports Day: Custom Cars, Motorcycles and Music ~ July 24 2003

Mojo2001, Bobby (8yr old son of MoJo), Kathy in Alaska, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the

[beachn4fun]

Here's SevenofNine. Our news announcer.

Thanks for the latest and greatest. And you are right to tell Arafat to shut up. They do not want peace. They are never satisfied!

[beachn4fun]

Hey herewego..............

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Hi ya DC2000.

[E.G.C.]

Good morning, troops. Thanks for all you're doing out there to defend our country.
Good morning, beachn4fun. How's it going?

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Hey Valerie.........

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Hey uglybiker.........

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Hey Trikebuilder............

[beachn4fun]

HEY BOBBY! GREAT WORK! THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUT THE CANTEEN!

[beachn4fun]

Morning EG. Boy, so many visitors here today. Been trying to say Hi and give them my official welcome. Whew! How's things over your way?

[tomkow6]

SALUTE!

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, MoJo! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

[tomkow6]

 

Chicagoland Weather

 

Currently
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Fair

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5 Day Forecast

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[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

 

Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when
they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them.

"Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other.

As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from
behind a tree and said, "Yeah, our regular drummer is out
sick."

[E.G.C.]

Everything's going O.K., beachn4fun.

Folks, Here is my latest Freeper's Observation article. It's titled "A Non-Recommendation."

[minor49er]

Good Morning everyone. Good Morning, troops.
You guys are sure up early! I think I'll stick with getting up at 7.
Does anyone know where tomkow6 is? He hasn't posted his feeble attempt at humor yet.
Oh well. Here is my hopelly-less-feeble-than-his attempt at humor. Normally I'm supposed to wait for him to post first but he's not here. Since today's a car day, I will do a joke about cars. Here it goes:

A man approched a stop sign but he barely slowed down, let alone stopped and he went right through it.
What he didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection and saw him go through it.
The policeman pulled him over.
Policeman: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Driver: Before I give it to you tell me what you pulled me over for.
Policeman: Watch your tone mister, you ran through the stop sign back there.
Driver: I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?
The policeman pulled the guy out of his car and took his night stick and started beating the guy on the head and shoulders with it. After about a minute he said,
"Now do you want me to just slow down or stop?"

[minor49er]

Oh woops. Sorry.
(big blush)
He wasn't here when I was writing that.

[ValerieUSA]

Thank you --- and good morning for real now. (I went back to bed earlier)

[tomkow6]

What are you doing?

[tomkow6]

100!