[gcruse]

light's in the sky were because the kids who are bad explode every year on July 4th.

That's fantastic!  I wanna be just like you.  :)
AAMOF when my young daughter asked me why it was raining, I said that Jesus was very sad and those were tears.
When she asked me why Jesus was so sad, I said, "It's probably from something you did."

[Jhoffa_]

"It's probably from something you did."

ROFLMAO!!

I still got a long while though, but I know when (if, Lord willing) I get there... this "golden years" thing is gonna be fun!

I spare no one.. not even the dog.

When she's bad on the floor, I give her a full blown lecture, Jim Belushi/Animal House style and I always wrap it up with: ".. and remember, dogs are cheap!"

I am gonna love it!

Get me the golf pants, the handicapped licence plate, full sized Buick and whole shebang! We're pulling out all stops for my retirement!

Hell yes!