[A_perfect_lady]

Kid, you do not need college. You are already a better writer and a more sensible thinker than 95% of the professors in the humanities. There is nothing, nothing, nothing those people can teach you. Take it from me. I have a B.A. in English, a B.A. in French, an M.A. in applied linguistics, and did three years in a Ph.D. program in Anthropology. I've published, I've taught, I've edited scholarly journals, I've done fieldwork.... what do you think you'll get from these smug, useless, socks-and-sandals wearing tofu-eating latte-sipping pony-tailed fascists?

[Alec Mouhibian]

Unfortunately nothing. Except, of course, for a degree.

(Though thankfully that doesn't mean much in the creative field.)

[King Prout]

he probably will not learn much at college, but he will get the sheepskin.
With a sheepskin (and $.93) he'll be able to get a cup of coffee.
See? It's worth it after all :)

[Right Wing Professor]

what do you think you'll get from these smug, useless, socks-and-sandals wearing tofu-eating latte-sipping pony-tailed fascists?

Nothing, if he's lucky. But better stand at least 10 feet away, just to be safe.

[stands2reason]

Linguistics and anthropology are my dream fields! Not that they really exist anymore....If the Marxists hadn't taken them out that's what I'd have studied----I guess I was born too late.