Yeah, IF we can get our bifocals on, and IF the nurse wheels us around so we can see them, and IF our dentures hold, we'll be able to cackle at them.
IF.
I am gonna make a fantastic old man..
I can already yell: "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!" in a menacing tone and just the other night I corrupted some young'ens by telling them that the noise and light's in the sky were because the kids who are bad explode every year on July 4th.
I later informed them that WW2 was because the Germans were rough-housing and being loud after their bed time, so the Britts couldn't sleep.
Yessir, bring on them golden years.. cause I'm ready!