| Think about it, submitted by Anne If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kittylitter? If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Is it OK to use the a.m. radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? Why is a bra singular and panties plural? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATM's? Why is that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |