USO Canteen FReeper Style~Ancient Egyptian Military: Fortresses, Siege Warfare~July 22, 2003

MilitaryHistory.com at the Internet | July 22, 2003 | LaDivaLoca

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Welcome home from a "hard day at the office"

I love my office!

[LaDivaLoca]

good evening all. So that's what those thingys are. Pistachios on pancakes - something new, something weird. But rose petals?

[LaDivaLoca]

Good evening!

George Carlin Ruminations

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him --    is he still wrong?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Tonk, I wish all the best with your business. It's tougher to be your own boss but it sure has it's advantages too."

Thanks! Actually my business partner and I have been our own boss since Nov '97.
However 9/11 had serious financial impact on our clients.
Finally Las Vegas tourism is back!
And so are we!
So my days of working for others in very lean times is over.
BEST thing is I have more time for my Coast Guard Auxiliary duties.
My business partner Tony in Las Veags backs me 100% when it comes to that.

[LaDivaLoca]

Good evening, larryjohnson. It's good to see you. THANK YOU for your service to our country.

I'm a big admirer of Bob Hope and Martha Raye too. What was it like to meet her?

[tomkow6]

Well really now!! Just like a golfer!!

Don't know.....I'm NOT old enough to play golf...........

[LaDivaLoca]

Proof of Marriage in the animal kingdom

[tomkow6]

 

Hi,   Bahbah!

Welcome to the Canteen!

Wanna buy a burka?

 

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !! Humor post of the day, imho . . .

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !! Humor post of the day, imho . . .

[LaDivaLoca]

Good evening, DoughtyOne. Oh, I really like your SUV. The greenies can go pound sand, because I'm buying one hopefully someday and have that exact flag on it too. I would love to see them implode. LOL.

[LaDivaLoca]

LOL! So, will he be your mascot now? Warning: once you start posting graphics, there is no turning back.

[tomkow6]

Isn't this is amazing?
I don't know who wrote this code, but it sure is clever.
Move the mouse around and watch what happens.

[LaDivaLoca]

That is one cool USO banner!

[tomkow6]

Shoot! Didn't work!

[tomkow6]

[LaDivaLoca]

I watched one of the cable channels and they featured several types of RVs. Man! Some of the really high-end ones cost more than my home! They showed the interiors too and they are incredible.

[tomkow6]

Hi! How are you?

[tomkow6]

200!

[tomkow6]

200!