Hey smokers, justacreature has us all figured out.
And figured it all out pretty quickly, too!
A sure sign of superiority, no doubt.
With this newby, you are either of his same frame of mind or your are a heretic. Oh well, I'll just have another cigarette and contemplate my short-sighted, unbalanced life... after all I may want to fit in with my peers later today.
/sarcasm