[longtermmemmory]

eeeeewwwww, mental note: do not walk barefoot on that beach.

[mewzilla]

If public sex acts are part of the scenery, I doubt I'll be getting close enough to that beach to worry about it :)

[whereasandsoforth]

No, better yet...fashion a thirty-foot inflatable penis. Blow it up and lay it on the beach. After they have all fastened themselves to it like suckerfish, make a hole in it and let them all fly out to sea, balloon-style.