[Aeronaut]

Remember "Ode to Billie Joe"? The meter works out fine for:
"The night that Teddy Kennedy drove off the Chappaquiddik bridge"
"The night that Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

[Doctor Stochastic]

Ted the Magic Driver drove through the wood.
And with half a bag on, he did what he could
To get his little chicky down in the grass.
But the bridge was not too wide so Magic Teddy crashed.

Ted the Magic Driver stood there like a fool
While the young girl was drowning in the pool.
You know what would happen if this was done by you or me,
But you can do just what you want if you're a Kennedy.

(Don't remember the source.)