"What's going on?" asked the reporter.
A stagehand explained, "Well, we don't do any work around here until the Duke takes his daily 'constitutional'."
Suddenly red lights started flashing, a horn went off, and a young boy came running out of the back as the actors and key grips ran to their places.
The boy was shouting, "The Duke has taken a dump! The Duke has taken a dump!"
Or this one, from the same book: Wayne was filming "The Alamo" on location when the extras and stunt people messed up a scene for the third or fourth time.
Wayne let out a string of profanity, when he was tapped on the shoulder by an executive.
"You have some visitors, John," the exec said.
Still red-faced and angry over the blown scene, Wayne turned to find a gaggle of Nuns beaming, waiting for autographs. They had heard the entire exchange. Wayne vowed to never cuss on a set again.