"I got the Hyphenate vote locked up, for God's sake. Kerry's a nothing.
My grandfather, Senor Shaquille OLiebermanelli Fu Ching changed his name. I claim
Irish, Latino, Black, Mediterranean, and Oriental voting blocs...er, I mean, roots."
" Come on down to my Hyphenate Pander Party. We got corned beef burritos, pastrami
Egg Fu Yung, grits in Marinara sauce, vintage Manishevitz, and oregano bagels stuffed
with teriyaki-glazed ham, chitlins and chili peppers."
...you forgot the southern fried ginger Chicken and the sesame-seeded Poke salad...Hmmmm :)