Ozzy gets teeth into coyote
1 posted on
07/16/2003 12:52:49 PM PDT by
bedolido
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2 posted on
07/16/2003 12:53:24 PM PDT by
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To: bedolido
If Ozzy told the story how do we know there was a coyote, or a dog, or whatever?
3 posted on
07/16/2003 12:54:19 PM PDT by
bedolido
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To: bedolido
Note to Ozzy: The Bushmaster XM-15 makes a fine coyote gun.
4 posted on
07/16/2003 12:54:31 PM PDT by
Space Wrangler
(Now I know what it's like washing windows when you know that there are pigeons on the roof...)
To: bedolido
Too bad he wasn't performing - he coulda bitten the head off ;0)
5 posted on
07/16/2003 12:57:21 PM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(What ever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?)
To: bedolido
I wonder if he tried to bite it's head off?
To: bedolido
I still love Ozzy, no matter how messed up he is. His concert was still fun. He's psycho, but the concert was fun. I think having two children like Kelly and Jack can make you go loco! Spoiled brats. If I ever used the "f" word around my parents I would get nasty SOAP in my mouth!
To: bedolido
Smart move Ozzy!! Ozzy having already undergone rabies treatment/prophylaxis made the move to get the coyote's prey. Ozzy was the least risk of the family for rabies. Ozzy has got to be a lot smarter than he acts and looks.
To: bedolido
Was he on coffee, red bull or crank when this happened?
9 posted on
07/16/2003 1:16:30 PM PDT by
jayef
To: bedolido
This has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages!
11 posted on
07/16/2003 1:50:20 PM PDT by
Pest
To: bedolido
I'd be a little worried about the rabies issue. Lord only knows what those poor wild dogs are likely to catch from Ozzy...
To: bedolido
"It's so heartbreaking," Sharon said, adding that they have now thrown a poisoned chicken over the garden fence in an attempt to kill the prairie wolves."Oh man, now ya done it. Some PETA maroon is going to have a carrot.
14 posted on
07/16/2003 2:15:06 PM PDT by
MonroeDNA
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To: bedolido
Totally not funny----My dog and I were chased a year ago by a coyote. We were on a sidewalk along a very busy street when a coyote attacked from behind us as we were walking. I screamed and raised my arms. Called animal control-they weren't interested- called fish and Game-they sent out the USDA- who sent Mama coyote and her brood to the happy hunting grounds in the sky.
To: bedolido
Ozzy Fights Wild Dogs To Save Pet I'd do the same to save my dog, and I think she'd do the same for me.
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