Confession: I am in Love with Dr. Condoleezza Rice

National Anxiety Center ^ | July 16, 2003 | Alan Caruba

[Lazamataz]

I am in Love with Dr. Condoleezza Rice

Get in line, a-hole.

I claimed her years ago.

[presidio9]

Get in line pal.

[bvw]

Can I throw Rice at the wedding?

[presidio9]

This is MY thread joker.

[xsmommy]

are you 3 J ?

[jokar]

For your sake I hope this is a lunch time post and your discipline against daytime freeping has not slipped.

[laweeks]

Now if Dubya could get Ann Coulter as the Secretary of State, we could really have some great-looking news conferences. Even the libs would watch . . . with the sound off, of course.

[Lazamataz]

This is MY thread joker.

Don't make me kill.

Again.

[Lazamataz]

For your sake I hope this is a lunch time post and your discipline against daytime freeping has not slipped.

Slipped. Ppptptppphppptpthphppptpphphpt.

[talleyman]

You can't have her - all your Condoleeza are belong to us!

[Phantom Lord]

She is also very nice to look at...

I have a crush on her. And Ann Coulter.

[hobbes1]

This guy is a pretender I said that two weeks ago.

[Paradox]

There is this pretty woman here at work who looks like Condoleeza, perhaps 7 or 8 years younger. I end up staring at her in the hallways. She must think I am a stalker.. Believe it or not, I am not sure if she would consider that a compliment (the fact that I think she looks like Condi), so I hesitate to say anything.

[JesseHousman]

"decent hopes of people", and "reason to reject the false and destructive comforts of bitterness, grievance, and hate."

You might ask your new wife, Presidio, just what the hell is meant by a psychobabble comment such as this.

It could have flowed out of the cavernous mouth of HRH Empress Hitlery of New Yarkansas!

A people that are comfortable, knowing that their "central" government is keeping an unobtrusive profile in respect of their citizenry would never utter something as inane as this comment.

Let us know the date and I'll throw "rice" on you!

[presidio9]

Who? Alan Caruba?

[onedoug]

"...that the only true defense against a threat of this kind (9-11) is to root it out at its source and address it as its fundamental and ideological core"....

Oh, boy! When are we going to do that?

[presidio9]

Pay no attention to the guy with the butterfly net sneaking up behind you Jesse.

[SupplySider]

Wow, I thought conservative men were supposed to be "threatened" by a strong woman in a position of power!

[Pahuanui]

Leaving no doubt that love is, indeed, blind.