[MineralMan]

"The one thing I tell people when I hear they don't believe in God is, how do you explain your existence?"

Hmm, that's fairly easy. Sometime around Halloween in 1944, my parents had sexual intercourse. In July of the next year, after a normal gestation, my mother gave birth to me. Now, if necessary, I'd be happy to provide details as the the way the sperm and egg meet and cell division begins.

I exist because my mom and dad got together in the good old fashioned way.

[Consort]