Ah, hold on there, Sport. I believe the quote below is directly attributable to you:
I'm sorry I don't seem to be as taken with myself and my views as you guys are; perhaps it's because I realize this is just an internet forum and not the real world and/or high school.
I'm just confirming what every one else supports you in: a site-wide, communal and universally accepted state of not being taken with you.
You need to get over being over with.