[Billthedrill]

BTT. Fortunately, I'm not trying to sell anything, nosiree. I'm from Nigeria, you see, and I'm a former government official with access to a secret bank account...

[SamAdams76]

Fortunately, I'm not trying to sell anything, nosiree. I'm from Nigeria, you see, and I'm a former government official with access to a secret bank account.

You are just the guy I'm looking for. Listen, I can help you get your money to the United States. All I ask for is a "little cut" of the principal. Meet me at the Starbucks on Main Street and I'll tell you what you have to do. I'll be wearing the goatee and Birkenstocks (hey, when in Rome...)