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Blacks are to the Democratic Party as Conservative Christians are to:

A) Church
B) Bake Sales
C) The Republican Party
D) Synagogue

[Azrael]

HA!!!!!!!

[Zack Nguyen]

Blacks are to the Democratic Party as Conservative Christians are to:

A) Church B) Bake Sales C) The Republican Party D) Synagogue

That is incorrect. Run a pro-abortion Republican for office, or put a pro-abortion running mate on the slate in 2008 and watch what happens to those dependable Christians conservatives. They fled Bob Dole in droves.

One little secret not often discussed is that a lot fewer voted for Bush in 2000 than the campaign expected.