[Tijeras_Slim]

I don't think that the book stores that love Hellary will be rolling out the red carpet for me!

But when your book signings get FReeped, we'll all be cheering!

[Travis McGee]

I can't even imagine a book signing. I just want to get my hands on the books, period!

The only book signing I can anticipate is just before I stick them into padded mailing envelopes.