[A_perfect_lady]

Yep. You know, it's funny, I was contemplating this back in 1999, watching them go after tobacco companies. I was trying to predict whom they'd try to destroy next. My prediction was sugar, and I wasn't far off. I'm trying to guess what the next one will be. Coffee farmers ... maybe.... or will they go after WalMart?

[BushCountry]

For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.