To: gcruse
No, it's like this--
Mort and Gladys were close friends at the nursing home. Every day, they would sit on the bench outside and she would unzip his pants and hold his wankie. They would sit there all day and talk, and at the end of the day, they would go back inside.
One day, Gladys found Mort sitting on the bench with a different woman. She was holding his wankie just like she did. She indignantly asked him, "What does she have that I don't have?"
He replied, "Parkinson's."
94 posted on
07/13/2003 5:06:52 AM PDT by
ovrtaxt
To: ovrtaxt
Same ending, different setup. Cute joke.
95 posted on
07/13/2003 9:28:56 AM PDT by
gcruse
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