[strela]

You mean like confessing your innermost personal secrets like an idiot to the Scientologists so that they can blackmail you for big bucks for the rest of your life?

Don't be such a cynic. Everybody can benefit from Scientology's teachings (like how to leach major bux from sucker's wallets by hooking them up to a meter made from 5 dollars worth of parts from Radio Shack).

[PJ-Comix]

The Scientologists have a VERY ELABORATE travelling display that they send out to college campuses around the country. They say it is for educational purposes but basically it is a shrine to L. Ron Hubbub. And the Scientologists who accompany these displays are very well dressed but sleazy types. Actually they look a lot like Terry McAuliffe. The same kind of sleazy appearance underneath a false patina of well-dressed respectibility.