[Gil4]

...you have to find a 100 girls to play some sport, any sport, maybe even sausage races.

Unfortunately, the equipment costs for sausage races, like football, would be high (those goofy costumes can't be cheap), but I doubt the sausage races would generate the kind of revenue needed, unless they also provide baseball bats for spectators.

[StatesEnemy]

but I doubt the sausage races would generate the kind of revenue needed, unless they also provide baseball bats for spectators

STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!
THREE WACKS FOR A SAWBUCK!