[bjcintennessee]

Yep, the nerd in the back of the class grew up and now has a gun and a badge and is going to make sure you know who's boss.

Don't know if the cop I'm picturing was a nerd, but he went to high school with my kids and it was widely known that he had a major complex about being short (he'd been in several fights because of it). Since my son is 6'3", this guy thought his uniform, badge and gun added several feet to his diminished stature. When my son stated that his car was off the road when then other vehicle struck it, this littly guy whips out his flashlight, shining it in my son's eyes, and starts shouting "Are you arguing with me?!". And he thunders forward, forcing my son to step back while he continues to blind him with the flashlight and rail at him for disputing him.

[Fred Mertz]

Remind me to tell you about the backroom deal I got when I went to get my bail money for a friend I helped out.

It was highly embarrassing and professionally disgusting. I'll leave it at that for now.

[Sir Gawain]

Hot off the presses:

Five police officers arrested for involvement in criminal activity