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To: blam
You don't say. I just recently came upon this interesting tidbit in The Tuskaloosa Institute of Nature and Frequently Obscure Information Letters:

Dear Sir:

Your paper on the ancient practice of using sheep's bladders to prevent earthquakes should finally bring an end to the controversy that has plagued discussions on the subject for years. However, you fail to take into account a little known fact that King Arthur and his knights wore armor NOT to protect themselves in battle, but to prevent their their minds being invaded by the space aliens, the very same devious space aliens who destroyed Atlantis some 2000 years before. Back then, it wasn't very well understood what part of the body was responsible for thinking, so they had to cover themselves completely just to be safe. What's more, their technology wasn't good enough for them to produce lighter, more comfortable tinfoil. Fortunately, these days every low-born peasant can afford to wrap tinfoil around his head and protect himself. Cell phones are also common place, and they help to generate interference that further blocks out the effects of alien energy probes. Getting back to Arthur, some have theorized that the holy grail was not actually a cup but a special kind of satellite dish ....
6 posted on 07/11/2003 7:46:59 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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To: dr_who_2
Now you my friend are good.LOL</B.
7 posted on 07/11/2003 7:56:09 PM PDT by org.whodat
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To: dr_who_2
You did such a good job on that one, put some of your words of wisdom to this one.

The Dark Ages: Were They Darker Than We Imagined.

8 posted on 07/11/2003 8:15:37 PM PDT by blam
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