[Stentor]

I have no idea what you are talking about here.

He means that a lot of the guys selling pretzels at intersections have hands that would make the typical third world slum dwellers hands look like they had been surgically prepped.

[Tallguy]

You ain't truly "lived" until you've eaten a fresh Philly soft pretzel -- especially the ones warmed in the exhaust of a revving SEPTA bus! Oh, and don't forget the specially aged mustard! Newbies just gotta get past the initial gross-out.