[AnAmericanMother]

Dang nab it, that's not nearly enough.

Who's dragging the chain out there? I can't hold up this average all by myself.

(I'm ashamed to say I haven't counted my firearms lately. But the number is high enough that almost anybody from the UN would say I have an "arsenal". As one of the judges in that gun case in Texas said, at least two of the judges on the panel that heard the case have more firearms than some small Central American armies . . . )

[baseballmom]

Dang nab it, that's not nearly enough.
Who's dragging the chain out there?

It's me. We don't have any guns. I've never even held a gun. But I've been thinking about learning how to shoot. It seems like a good idea.