[Dan from Michigan]

Hey UN...gotta problem with that? Too bad. So sad.

[ought-six]

Hey U.N.! Ever hear of MOLON LABE?

[yooper]

Hey Dan! Well, you of all persons should know that north of the bridge the figure is more like 20 guns per person. That's right ATF, I got 10 times the average right here in my home, and I'm on the low side of the median.

Kinda explains the low crime rate in the UP, don't it?